School teachers get funny absence notes from parents all the time. If you're a school teacher, you can go to funnyabsentnotes.com and post your funny school note stores for others to read. Looking for hilarious excuse notes to use to play a joke on your friends? You'll find doctor excuses for school, doctor excuses for work, doctor excuses to get excused from school. Share your best school teacher absent notes at www.funnyabsentnotes.com and let other teachers, parents and students read the funny and embarassing excuses you've heard over the years. Have you ever called to cancel a doctor appointment and given a fake doctor excuse? Did you call your doctor to get an excuse to stay home from work or school excuse and it turned out to be a funny situation? If you like to pass jokes along to your friends, you can find funny school pranks, funny school quotes, funny school jokes, school excuses, funny teacher quotes, funny teacher jokes and funny school teacher jokes on our site. Don't want to go to work and you need a doctor excuse from work? Don't waste your time going to the doctor. Go to www.funnyabsentnotes.com and copy down some of the fake doctor notes. Check out the funny notes people write to get out of going to work. You won't believe the misspelled words, the misused words, and the grammar mistakes people make when writing excuse notes for themselves. Do you have a funny school prank, funny school quote, funny school joke, funny school excuse to stay home, frunny school teacher joke or any other school excuse you want to share? Need an excuse for missing school? Tried the dog ate my homework excuse and all the others? Check out funnyabsentnotes.com and see what kind of excuses you can find to use. Wait until you read the doctor excuses, teacher jokes, excuses for work from doctors, funny school pranks, absent from school jokes on funnyabsentnotes.com. School teachers get funny absence notes from parents all the time. If you're a school teacher, you can go to funnyabsentnotes.com and post your funny school note stores for others to read. If you like the joke of the day, school humor, teacher humor, doctor humor, work humor, doctor jokes, parent jokes, school jokes, teacher jokes or just about any other kind of joke, check out our site. Check out the absence notes, absent notes, funny absence notes, funny school jokes, funny excuses to get kids out of school and fake doctor excuses people use when they don't want to go to work.

funny excuses, funny absent note, funny excuse notes from teachers, doctor excuse from work, fake doctor note, actual excuse notes, school excuse notes, doctor note, school note, fake doctor excuse, funny school prank, funny excuses, teacher humor, doctor excuse for work, funny school quote, school jokes, funny teacher quote, funny excuse, absence note, embarassing joke, school excuse, humor web site, funny note, teacher joke funny excuses available at funnyabsentnotes.com by clicking above.

funny excuses, funny absent note, doctor excuse note, doctor note, parent joke, excuse for missing work, real excuse note, work humor, funny absence note, fun humor, funny school prank, teacher joke, embarassing joke, funny excuse, funny excuses, doctor humor, funny absent notes collection, funny teacher joke, funny school joke, funny excuses, funny excuse notes from teachers, funny school prank, teacher humor, excuse for missing school, doctor joke, school teacher joke, absence note, school excuse, funny school excuses, fake doctor note, fake excuse note, doctor excuse from school, fun humor, school excuse notes, doctor excuse for work, parent joke, teacher notes, doctor excuse, funny teacher joke, funny excuse, funny teacher quote, excuse for missing work, embarassing absent notes, funny absent notes collection, funny school joke, school note, doctor humor, school jokes, embarassing joke, funny absence note, teacher joke, embarrasing joke, funny absent note, funny excuses, real excuse note, doctor excuse from work, work humor, funny excuses, teacher joke, funny absent note, doctor humor, school excuse, funny teacher joke, doctor joke, teacher humor, doctor excuse for work, embarassing joke, doctor excuse from work, real excuse note, funny note, humor web site, fake doctor excuse, school note, funny absent notes collection, funny excuses, absent note, embarassing joke, funny note, doctor excuse for work, funny school quote, real excuse note, school jokes, teacher notes, embarrasing joke, doctor excuse from school, funny school prank, work humor, fake excuse note, excuse for missing work, school excuse, doctor joke, school teacher joke, funny school excuses, funny absent note, doctor humor, doctor note, fun humor, excuse for missing school, absence note, funny excuse, school note, funny teacher quote, funny excuses, fake doctor note, school excuse notes, doctor excuse, funny absent notes collection, humor web site, funny teacher joke, doctor excuse from work, doctor excuse note, fake doctor excuse, actual excuse notes, funny excuses, doctor excuse for work, school teacher joke, funny school prank, doctor excuse note, funny note, funny excuses, doctor excuse for work, funny absent notes collection, work humor, funny excuses, absent note, school excuse notes, funny school excuses, embarrasing joke, absence note, funny note, funny excuse, funny teacher joke, school note, funny excuses, doctor excuse from school, doctor note, fake doctor excuse, teacher notes, doctor humor, funny school prank, doctor joke, excuse for missing school, school jokes, doctor excuse for work, funny absence note, funny absent note, funny excuse notes from teachers, embarassing joke, fun humor, funny absent notes collection, actual excuse notes, teacher humor, fake doctor note, funny school quote, school teacher joke, funny teacher quote, school excuse, funny school joke, doctor excuse from work, excuse for missing work, funny excuses, parent joke, excuse for missing work, fake doctor excuse, funny teacher quote, funny absent note, embarassing absent notes, funny excuses, funny absence note, funny school joke, absence note, funny school quote, fun humor, doctor note, absent note, funny excuses available at funnyabsentnotes.com by clicking above.

Reciprocal Links: funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses funny excuses

We want to house the largest number of funny absent notes. They are hard to find and with so many teachers out there, we are sure there are some real doozies. They are so hard to find. Reading them is clean, innocent fun. Why do we want them all? We won't win some sort of absent note prize, we just think they are funny and we want to see them as much as you do.

We hope you enjoy the list we have and it will grow as people add to them.

The absent notes

michelle will not be

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.


Please excuse my daughter´s absence. She had her periodicals.

My son is under a doctor´s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.



Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.


Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.


Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.


Sally won´t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.


I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don´t know what size she wear.


Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.


Please excuse Raul from school yesterday. He had a stomach egg.

Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.


My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.


Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn´t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.


Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.


Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.


Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.


Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.